one time on tinder a guy asked me what my favorite pop tart was and i said hot fudge sundae and he said “you’re literally trash don’t ever speak to me again” and that was that
The white girls are scared for dear life
THIS SHOW I FUCKING CAN’T
*cracks neck* my time has come
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS
THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS”
you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.
Wait, what the hell is grog?
I am actually crying wtf is wrong with me
The last one is what got me
U CANT SCARE THE OCEAN
GO LAY DOWN