forever-hyung:

every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them

i do

rabioheab:

what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

whovian2711:

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture

So we tried it from a different angle and

I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN

IM FUCKING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

awidesetvagina:

do he got a booty?

he dooooo

lameborghini:

why would i wear pants when i could not wear pants

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rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

epic-humor:

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antonihoe:

“just try to start thinking positively and maybe your depression will go away!” 

dickflavouredsoup:

her eyes were the colour of

portraitsofboston:

“I came here from Haiti with my parents for a better life for them…But they both soon died.”

“Oh, no…How did you deal with it?”

“There is time to live, and there is time to go.”

“Oh, come on man, you know it’s not that easy!”

“There is time to live, and there is time to go. You have to trust God.”