So call me maybe;)
Me and my mommy

Me and my mommy

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lolsofunny:

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betterthany0urnext:

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BRO THERE IS NOTHING TO EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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When you’re walking in the hall and you see your friends sitting in their class..

You’re all like 

They see you and are all like

Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like 

So you’re just all like 

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blameaspartame:
riding away from the haters on my dog chariot
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I’m home alone.

Time to start my concert

keepcalmandwriteprograms:

cafededuy:

ihateshoes:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

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#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA


These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

Bagged milk.

Winning.