me and king!
Such polite barks
he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS
IM WATH ICNG THE INCREDIBLES AND DOES NO ONE TALK AOB UT THE PART WHERE THEY CRASH IN THE OCEAN AND TO GE TO TO LAND THE MOM TURN S INTO A BOAT AND HER KI D HIS KICKI NG IN THE WATER?? ?? ?? SUPER FA ST
WHA T THE FRI CK
gotta go fast
Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch
wash your fucking ass
Wash your attitude
people who interrupt me when i speak
N EV ER FUCKNI N FOR GET
This is the funniest. shit. ever.
*gets drivers license*
old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!
hearing your voice through a recording
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER
That’s it that’s the whole country
I just choked. This is literally us.