garfielcl:

Instead of spreading your legs, spread the word of God! Praise

me, my boyfriend, and my bestfriends. i love them so much<3

snorlaxatives:

miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this

ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

when-greenday-come-around:

vans-supreme:

andrewbreitel:

fanksmom:

whydontyou-fucking-die:

c-u-t-t-e-r-r:

cra-sh:

krankenhaus:

krankenhaus:

40k notes. This is so sad. I wish you all didn’t feel like this. :/

70k since last time. 

I fucking hate myself.

85k. Guys, I love you, you should love you too</3

actually 89,249 get it right losers

lol 104k guys this is so sad

please for the love of god jump off a bridge i think we have eyes we can see the notes

this

155k. I love you all, please don’t think like this <3

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

thats-slightly-raven:

gangstapikachu:

thats-slightly-raven:

I got out the shower earlier and I was lying on my bed naked and a bird flew at my window so I jumped up to take a look to see if it was okay but I forgot I was butt naked and my neighbours saw me and started waving and laughing.

I could see you working as a victorian prostitute where men pay to lick your toes

Wow thank you so much, you should be a guidance counselor.

sabrinagrimm:

trying to get someone to follow you

pieceless:

Imagine falling in there

i’d hope i’d be wearing ear plugs if i fell in there